Posted by
Jon's Place on Tuesday, June 12, 2007 8:10:24 PM
Solutions to intractable nationwide problems:
Tort reform: make it a job Americans won't do--we can do this by paying illegals less than minimum wage. And Americans would have an increased fondness for regularization.
Private Pilot: If my plan can work for the above just think of the possibilities here. Carbon footprint made by Al Gore, Clinton (take your pick), Edwards, and like-minded sundry, would disappear. And then there's the added benefit of limiting exposure to hot-air pollution for most of the concerned nation.
Now I know what you're wondering, how does my plan work? Well, the way I figure it is if the jobs Americans won't do are due to below market wages, and because our education level as a nation is too high, and not as we are assured, because the wages are too low, then by taking this assessment at its word, we just make the above jobs available to illegal immigrants only and voila!
So continuing:
MSNBC reform: if we made being a news anchor at MSNBC a job no American would do, would that, oh, yea, that's already a job an American wouldn't do.
Okay, so the plan isn't perfect. But I'll keep at it.